1. Someone had pooped in a shower stall at the gym. It looked kind of like a wet dog turd. I used another stall.
Gravity is reversing, taken during the May Ottawa Flickr meet-up
2. There is a hockey game tonight. I'm not a hockey fan, but find it funny that I can hear the game throughout the neighbourhood. As well, I can hear the universal cheers and groans.
3. A chocolate lab peed on my leg at the dog park today. Not just a drip, but a full stream. It soaked the left shoe of my favourite, specially-ordered-from-the-States vegan pair. I expect to be peed on at work, but not while I walk around the neighbourhood. Now I am grumpy.