Monday

another dream dead

Another one of my little dreams will now never come to life.

Star Trek: The Experience closing down

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- After a decade at the final frontier, Star Trek: The Experience is going where no Las Vegas Strip attraction wants to go.

With a decommissioning ceremony -- as befits any great vessel -- the exhibit and its replica of the starship Enterprise are closing Monday.

Thousands of trekkies are "beaming up" from across the United Federation of Planets, er, the United States and around the world one last time, according to exhibit spokesman Chad Boutte.

Some seek a final encounter with the Borg, the television show's race of organic robot aliens who tell everyone "resistance is futile." Others just want to share a farewell drink -- likely a stiff Warp Core Breach, with 10 ounces of rum -- with fellow fans at the attraction's restaurant.

Employees dressed as aliens discuss the minutiae of their worlds' mythologies with visitors who learn, in typically circular trekkie logic, that the exhibit is a "time station" for transporting researchers and equipment between the 21st and 24th centuries.

For $49.99, fans can enjoy two virtual rides and the Museum of the Future, with costumes, "phasers" and Mr. Spock's coffin. More than 3 million people have come through since the Experience opened in 1998.

In the end, the frontier the USS Enterprise couldn't breach was earthly: The attraction's owner, Cedar Fair Entertainment Co., and the Las Vegas Hilton, its landlord, couldn't agree on a new lease. They worked as a typical landlord and retail tenant, with Cedar Fair keeping all revenue from the attraction, said hotel spokesman Ira David Sternberg.

Trekkies are incensed. They've scrawled reminiscences about the exhibit on the walls inside, and they're calling Cedar Fair and the hotel to complain. But their online rumor that the space the exhibit occupies will become a theater for pop star Michael Jackson is unfounded, Sternberg said. He said nothing's decided.

Karen and Eric Klein, from Easton, Pennsylvania, had planned to renew their wedding vows at the Experience on their 10th anniversary but came this week instead, four years early.

A Federation captain told them during the ceremony on the bridge of the Enterprise that the energy between them created their love.

"He had his own schtick, and it was very beautiful, and it actually made the moment even that much better," said Eric Klein, 39, still holding his wife's hand outside the gift shop. "It wasn't simply being on the bridge, it really felt very emotional."



Nik and I had always dreamed of a Las Vegas Star Trek Klingon wedding. *sob*

Saturday

Posted on 16 Aug 2008 at 19:18 UTC

I can now update my blog via my cell phone and my iPod! How trendy is that?

Wednesday

Yay! Camping!

Somehow I got the brilliant idea to visit a friend in Edmonton.

"Ha ha," I think I wrote in an email last winter. "There's an X-Files movie coming out this summer. I should fly out west to see the movie with you."

The friend agreed. We tossed around dates and ideas, and suddenly it turned into a camping trip. In Jasper. ("You'll be eaten by a grizzly bear" my mother said, worried.)

Don't get me wrong - I'm excited! Well, actually, I'm excited to do anything beside sit at a desk, inside a building with a forty year old air conditioning system that moves the air from a room full of sick, explosive-diarrhea cats to my cubicle. I could be spending three weeks at the hospital having my limbs removed and I'd be excited about it. But no, really, I'm looking forward to this trip.

Tonight I thought I had better check out my tent. I bought it eight years ago on the occasion of a friends' wedding. Brilliant idea they had: let's have it outside! In a cow field! Late at night! In August! It's dry and hot in August! What could go wrong?

The day, of course, was wet and cold. The catered meal was late, and served cold. I decided to warm myself up by finishing off the mostly empty bottles of wine left on tables -- after all, no one would want good wine (read: home brewed by a friend's odd relative) to go to waste.

Halfway through the first campfire song I had to pee. After stumbling through the dark to a port-a-potty located at the opposite end of the cow field, I realized I needed to pass out. I restumbled my path, vaguely aiming for my tent. Oops, that wasn't my tent. Nor was the next one, nor the one after that. Ah, there we go. I passed out on top of my sleeping bag.

A worried Nik came looking for me about an hour later. "Shhhhit," he slurred. He had helped me finish off the wine. "I thought you were losssst." I pushed him aside, grabbed the nearby fence, and puked. And puked some more.

"Hey, look up!" Nik grabbed my arm, pointing to the heavens. A break in the clouds showed a sky heavily peppered with stars. "A sshhhhoooting star! A ssshoooting star!" I puked again.

Good times. I used the tent a couple of years later on another adventure (which, coincidentally, involved me drinking too much wine). Since then it's been neatly folded up, waiting to be used.

Tonight I had the great idea of setting it up in the dining room. My first mistake? Forgetting how much space this tent can take up, without it being big enough for comfort. The second? Not knowing that Enkidu really wants to go camping.

a possessed Enkidu wants to go camping

My third mistake was to drag the entire thing out onto the balcony to try setting it up there. Thirty seconds later the sky opened up, sprinkling me and the tent with rain. Sigh. Back inside we went, and I gave up on the notion of a trial set-up.

A warning to my friend: setting up the tent will be a grumpy affair. And please -- PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SPAGHETTI! -- don't bring any wine!

Monday

Umi Cafe

I've been dying for a coffee shop to open close to home. Last year a Starbucks opened on Preston Street near Aberdeen. For work that location is great (nothing like an iced venti sugar-free vanilla soy latte to get me through a stressful work day!), but I rarely head down Preston during my recreational hours.

And hooray! It appears that I now have a new option: the Umi Cafe on Somerset and Percy.

While it's uphill from me, I think it's going to be a great addition to the neighbourhood. Nik and I went on Sunday to have a quick peek. Sadly, they don't have an Interac machine yet, so we counted our pennies and ordered small drinks. The Americano was superb! Nik had a democratic something or other - it was ok, but could have used an extra espresso shot.

The helpful staff have told me that they are meeting soon to finalize the menu (they are a coffee co-operative!), and hopefully when that's done they'll post their menu online. For those who want to know, they offer vegetarian and vegan options (such as soy milk and vegan cookies).

I took some pics:

Umi Cafe

Umi Cafe

Saturday

And Nik's score?

90

As a 1930s husband, Nik is
Very Superior

Take the test!

Friday

Oh dear

-20

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!

Monday

snow

Ugh, what a depressing winter it has been. I need to move South.

Snow.

snow

And more snow.

Shoveling Snow

Snow, etc.

Plowing

Snow

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Nik is eaten by the Snow Mountin

Saturday

Just in case...

Just in case you haven't noticed, I'm doing a "Photo a Day" challenge on another blog.

Sunday

renovations ad nauseum

They were supposed to last 6 days. Here we are into the second month, and there are "issues".


  1. Cupboards are 1/4 inch too small for my dishwasher. I have been without a dishwasher for a month! The horror!

  2. Electrical problems! Electrical problems!

  3. Electrical inspections.

  4. Holes in the walls to facilitate electrical inspections.

  5. Painting delays. "Can we paint yet?" "No." "Can we paint yet?" "No." "Can we paint yet?" "Go for it, and we'll patch up the holes for you later.

  6. I still don't have my house key back!



It's been a bit tedious and annoying and frustrating and ugh ugh ugh.

So here are the photos, with little comment.

Living Room, before

Living Room

Living Room, before

Living Room

Living Room, before

Living Room

Dining Room, before

Dining Room

New Laminate floors, dining room

Dining Room with New Floor

New Laminate floors, kitchen

Kitchen with New Floor

New floors being installed ("Don't take my photo!")

Livingroom with New Floor

Painting - this is Racy Red

Racy Red

The dining room is now green!

Green

Panoramic of the living room with new paint job.

Living Room

Saturday

Best Movie Lines Ever

From "The Incredible Melting Man":

[it's lunch time at the Nelson home]

Dr. Ted Nelson: Steve escaped.
Judy Nelson: Oh God. What're you gonna do?
Dr. Ted Nelson: Uh... did you get some crackers? I told you yesterday that we needed some crackers.
Judy Nelson: Oh, I forgot. I knew there was something... Y'know there's uh, there's a pad right by the phone y'know, you could write it down too.
[she brings over his soup]
Judy Nelson: So what about Steve?
Dr. Ted Nelson: So, we don't have any crackers?
Judy Nelson: Ted. Steve?
Dr. Ted Nelson: Steve? I've got to go out and find Steve.



German Movie Poster